Hubfutstik Likarpflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental goblin.

Hubfutstik Likarpflan created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubfutstik Likarpflan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubfutstik Likarpflan, she will not care.

Hubfutstik Likarpflan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hubfutstik Likarpflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your legs.