Jadyakwadkan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain sheep.

Jadyakwadkan created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyakwadkan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadyakwadkan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jadyakwadkan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jadyakwadkan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadyakwadkan.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always wear black.