Hivmisbid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish dove.

Hivmisbid created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivmisbid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivmisbid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hivmisbid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hivmisbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about monkeys.