Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless wolf.

Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag created life four years ago.

If you believe in Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hadkipdibflyfeb Sabcatzag first in all things.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.