Yamkomman is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying toad.

Yamkomman created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamkomman, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yamkomman, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yamkomman's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yamkomman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. You must pray to Yamkomman three times a day.

5. Do not hurt sharks.