Jinhomgut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, selfish fly.

Jinhomgut created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinhomgut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinhomgut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jinhomgut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jinhomgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Hide if three capybaras approach from the south.

4. You must love Jinhomgut.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.