Citpidriltadcinbarnweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome pig.

Citpidriltadcinbarnweg created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citpidriltadcinbarnweg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Citpidriltadcinbarnweg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Citpidriltadcinbarnweg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Citpidriltadcinbarnweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. You must love Citpidriltadcinbarnweg.