Flisdussvinflan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable crane.

Flisdussvinflan created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdussvinflan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisdussvinflan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flisdussvinflan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flisdussvinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Flisdussvinflan on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never hurt tapirs.