Fonfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent goose.

Fonfarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fonfarn, he will manifest in front of you.

Fonfarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.