Cumkon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented horse.

Cumkon created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumkon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cumkon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cumkon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cumkon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Always obey Cumkon's priests.

5. Hide if eight ants approach from the south.