Sakgun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective dog.

Sakgun created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakgun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sakgun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sakgun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sakgun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.