Hudcabcemgonrip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish wombat.

Hudcabcemgonrip created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudcabcemgonrip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudcabcemgonrip, she will make you grow a tail.

Hudcabcemgonrip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hudcabcemgonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hudcabcemgonrip's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.