Bassdudxendob is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring chinchilla.

Bassdudxendob created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassdudxendob, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bassdudxendob, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bassdudxendob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bassdudxendob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing fawn tights.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention voles.