Xenkadkon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust parrot.

Xenkadkon created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkadkon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenkadkon, he will be very sad.

Xenkadkon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xenkadkon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing black skirts.