Nartart is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, uncaring swan.

Nartart created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nartart, she will not care.

Nartart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nartart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nartart.