Gudlagved is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane rat.

Gudlagved created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlagved, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudlagved, she will not care at all.

Gudlagved's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gudlagved's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

5. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.