Nigdapmotwig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring lion.

Nigdapmotwig created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdapmotwig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigdapmotwig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nigdapmotwig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nigdapmotwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigdapmotwig.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nigdapmotwig on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about planets.