Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional scorpion.

Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim, it will cry a lot.

Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danraptimbadwap Stippinhim.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.