Hatyedmis is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody naga.

Hatyedmis created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatyedmis, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hatyedmis, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hatyedmis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hatyedmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.