Labfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful chinchilla.

Labfem created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labfem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Labfem, she will be very unhappy.

Labfem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Labfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away from brown tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from green seals for they are unholy.