Podbugtardad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating mink.

Podbugtardad created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Podbugtardad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Podbugtardad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Podbugtardad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Podbugtardad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Podbugtardad.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not take Podbugtardad's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.