Jenvidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered gnu.

Jenvidbep created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenvidbep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jenvidbep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Jenvidbep's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Jenvidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jenvidbep first in all things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.