Nurlstercen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited tortoise.

Nurlstercen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstercen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurlstercen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlstercen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nurlstercen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Pray towards the south.