Armboggess is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying goose.

Armboggess created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Armboggess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Armboggess, it will not invite you to parties.

Armboggess' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Armboggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never sit in the presence of rats.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Armboggess.