Sandfadbep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful salamander.

Sandfadbep created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfadbep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandfadbep, it will manifest in front of you.

Sandfadbep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sandfadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.