Kaddibvil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful crane.

Kaddibvil created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaddibvil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kaddibvil, it will turn you into a frog.

Kaddibvil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kaddibvil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always wear brown.