Rignilpan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic dryad.

Rignilpan created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rignilpan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rignilpan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rignilpan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rignilpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Rignilpan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear jumpers.