Dibgatlin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable gerbil.

Dibgatlin created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibgatlin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibgatlin, he will curse you with boils.

Dibgatlin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dibgatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Dibgatlin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.