Vogtabcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful scorpion.

Vogtabcat created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogtabcat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogtabcat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vogtabcat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vogtabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.