Bogcitdim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent chinchilla.

Bogcitdim created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcitdim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogcitdim, she will turn you into a rat.

Bogcitdim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bogcitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not hurt foxes.