Fasgunfab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering weasel.

Fasgunfab created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Fasgunfab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fasgunfab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fasgunfab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fasgunfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasgunfab.