Govdamlik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty fox.

Govdamlik created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govdamlik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govdamlik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Govdamlik's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Govdamlik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govdamlik.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Do not stand on grass.