Hinbodnutt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable crane.

Hinbodnutt created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinbodnutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinbodnutt, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hinbodnutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hinbodnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red bats, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear violet.