Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, two-faced fish.

Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fudvadtenvonkvagsoggetdav's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the east.

2. Never feed limes to eagles while wearing white corsets.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.