Flybompib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring slug.

Flybompib created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybompib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flybompib, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flybompib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flybompib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not eat nuts.