Talyargad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient porpoise.

Talyargad created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talyargad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Talyargad, she will manifest in front of you.

Talyargad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Talyargad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not listen to music.