Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered dolphin.

Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bedbestmannurl Witbopyatt.

2. Retreat if seven ants approach from the south.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.