Wonlangen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow rhinoceros.

Wonlangen created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonlangen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonlangen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wonlangen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Wonlangen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Wonlangen on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.