Miscedbabfum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, two-faced pig.

Miscedbabfum created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miscedbabfum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Miscedbabfum, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Miscedbabfum's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Miscedbabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Miscedbabfum on top of important buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.