Pinlamhub is a god.
It takes the form of a large, egotistical lion.
Pinlamhub created everything that exists two billion years ago.
If you believe in Pinlamhub, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Pinlamhub, it will think nothing of it.
Pinlamhub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Pinlamhub's Holy Commandments
1. Never bounce near grasshopers.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.