Ragdibbit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing swan.

Ragdibbit created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragdibbit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ragdibbit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ragdibbit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ragdibbit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.