Pangkanbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating seal.

Pangkanbaf created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangkanbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pangkanbaf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangkanbaf's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pangkanbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if four sharks approach from the west.

5. Never look in ponds.