Stigqueegzod is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody dragon.

Stigqueegzod created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigqueegzod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigqueegzod, she will turn you into a hamster.

Stigqueegzod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Stigqueegzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stigqueegzod.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not jump in public.