Sabbasscib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Sabbasscib created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbasscib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabbasscib, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sabbasscib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sabbasscib's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sabbasscib.

2. Hide if six rats approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Never hurt nematodes.