Omtlarnsan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, emotional ferret.

Omtlarnsan created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omtlarnsan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omtlarnsan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omtlarnsan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Omtlarnsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Hide from cyan eagles for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.