Sabkonran is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty frog.

Sabkonran created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkonran, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabkonran, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sabkonran's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sabkonran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.