Siglenfod Negtettisaw is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent zebra.

Siglenfod Negtettisaw created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Siglenfod Negtettisaw, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Siglenfod Negtettisaw, it will turn you into a plant.

Siglenfod Negtettisaw's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Siglenfod Negtettisaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Siglenfod Negtettisaw's priests.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Siglenfod Negtettisaw on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Siglenfod Negtettisaw's name in vain.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.