Bosscimstik is a god.
He takes the form of a small, ruthless chinchilla.
Bosscimstik created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in Bosscimstik, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Bosscimstik, he will turn you into a rock.
Bosscimstik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Bosscimstik's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Hide if eight bats approach from the south.
3. Never look at moons.
4. You must pray to Bosscimstik three times a day.
5. Put Bosscimstik first in all things.