Ganmilguplagnell is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, thoughtless monkey.

Ganmilguplagnell created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Ganmilguplagnell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ganmilguplagnell, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ganmilguplagnell's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ganmilguplagnell's Holy Commandments

1. Ganmilguplagnell loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.