Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, intelligent scorpion.

Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nabboghub Quimbarngumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms gray.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.